The greatest trick Terrell Owens ever pulled was convincing the NFL he was a locker room cancer.

All hail me, for I am the champion of hilarious practical jokes.

If you're anything like me, you're currently sitting in an office, bored out of your mind, with remnants of Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips on your fingers. You're also an optimist. Terrell Owens is going to work out in Buffalo. Don't believe me? Read on.

Way down at the bottom of Terrell's wikipedia page is a section titled, "Other works." Here, we learn that Owens was once depicted in a photographic work by artist Hank Willis Thomas. Owens once rapped in a song titled, "I'm Back." He played himself in the film Any Given Sunday, and appeared in a commercial for the 2003 ESPY awards. He wrote a children's book. He appeared in two NBA All-Star celebrity games. He'll even star in his own VH1 reality show this summer.

But, most importantly, Owens once appeared on an episode of the once-popular MTV show Punk'd. The target of the show? (Note: I'm steering away from actual facts and towards complete guess work now.) The San Francisco 49ers, Philadelphia Eagles, and Dallas Cowboys.

Wake up, NFL, you've been punk'd. Terrell Owens isn't a bad guy. He's just a hilarious jokester who had a plan to upset millions of American sports fans over an elongated period of time by being a complete douche bag. Now the joke's over and he plans to be a nice guy, not complain, compliment his quarterback, and win the Super Bowl.

Gotcha!

Hitler Does Not Approve

I didn't realize he was a Bills fan. Maybe that's why they have so much bad luck.

Re: BREAKING NEWS

I take back my complaining about ESPN's over-the-top coverage of T.O.

This weekend I had a change of heart.

ESPN can talk about Terrell Owens as often as they like from now on and you will see no complaining from me.

That is all.

T.O. IS COMING TO BUFFALO!

1 year, $6.5 million.

ESPN.com has it.

NFL.com has it.

AHHHHHH!!!!

I am in shock right now. Shock. Since when did the BILLS do things like this?!

I have nothing else to say at the moment. Time to go try wrapping my mind around the thought of T.O. in a Bills uniform.

Wow.

Red Rover Red Rover, Jauron Calls T.O. Over!

According to SalSports.com, the Bills are attempting to put together a meeting with Terrell Owens in hopes of potentially signing the free agent head case/wide receiver.

The "source" in the story says it is, in fact, Dick Jauron's idea to put together this meeting. Seems odd considering Dickie loves high character players, so maybe he sees something in T.O. that others don't see (or sees his job being taken away if they don't make the playoffs next season).

Would T.O. come to Buffalo? Tough call. I'm not sure why he would want to come to a team with such a history of losing and such a mediocre passing game, but he may see some upside in going to a weak media market where he won't get as much attention as other places.

Would Buffalo fans welcome T.O.? This is the bigger question in the matter. If he showed up and said the right things, I think the potential is there for him to be embraced. But as soon as there is a sign of him acting up/like himself, that grace period would disappear rather quickly.

Personally, I would love it if they could bring in Owens. Who cares if he could potentially ruin their team chemistry and Trent's psyche? Obviously the current chemistry is only good enough to win 7 games a season, so that's not really a huge loss. If Trent can't handle the trouble that is T.O., maybe he shouldn't be an NFL quarterback. With a second major weapon on the outside, Edwards might even be tempted to throw more than just screen passes on occasion.

And hey, if anything, I imagine T.O. and Marshawn could provide some hilarious moments for us - of course assuming Marshawn doesn't screw up any more.