Ten Predictions for the 2009 NFL Draft.

1. Exactly 32 players will be selected in the first round.
2. The draft will last for seven rounds.
3. It will take entirely too long.
4. New York Jets fans will be displeased with the results.
5. The draft will be televised.
6. And it will be held in New York City.
7. Players will be drafted based on 40-yard dash times and bench presses, rather than football ability.
8. Numerous players will display tremendous upside.
   
9. Grown men will judge college-aged mens' bodies in sexually suggestive ways.
10. Mel Kiper Jr. and Todd McShay will either come to fisticuffs, make out, or go about their days in a professional, respectful manor.