The greatest trick Terrell Owens ever pulled was convincing the NFL he was a locker room cancer.

All hail me, for I am the champion of hilarious practical jokes.

If you're anything like me, you're currently sitting in an office, bored out of your mind, with remnants of Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips on your fingers. You're also an optimist. Terrell Owens is going to work out in Buffalo. Don't believe me? Read on.

Way down at the bottom of Terrell's wikipedia page is a section titled, "Other works." Here, we learn that Owens was once depicted in a photographic work by artist Hank Willis Thomas. Owens once rapped in a song titled, "I'm Back." He played himself in the film Any Given Sunday, and appeared in a commercial for the 2003 ESPY awards. He wrote a children's book. He appeared in two NBA All-Star celebrity games. He'll even star in his own VH1 reality show this summer.

But, most importantly, Owens once appeared on an episode of the once-popular MTV show Punk'd. The target of the show? (Note: I'm steering away from actual facts and towards complete guess work now.) The San Francisco 49ers, Philadelphia Eagles, and Dallas Cowboys.

Wake up, NFL, you've been punk'd. Terrell Owens isn't a bad guy. He's just a hilarious jokester who had a plan to upset millions of American sports fans over an elongated period of time by being a complete douche bag. Now the joke's over and he plans to be a nice guy, not complain, compliment his quarterback, and win the Super Bowl.

Gotcha!